Bumper dads special

Let’s face it: all this city-dwelling has just been making your night life a struggle to organise. Which zany, modish, topknot-teeming establishment should you choose to frequent? Which Urban Outfitters uniform should you wear? Which Big Lebowski-themed bar serves the best Screwdriver which you’re not going to taste after the first shot?

But don’t give up yet. If you’re tired of spending your days pondering the best locale to unveil your newly reformed hip thrusts, look no further than the city of Perth, gateway to the Scottish highlands.

Boasting a complete absence of diverse nightlife (we have two clubs), you won’t have to endure the maddening illusion of choice which has been plaguing you throughout your time spent in the more upmarket drunk-dancing industry.

These local clubbers how you don’t need the big city to have a big night out.

Squad of the week

Squad of the week

Runners-up

Heroes of the week

‘Can I see your ID please mate’ of the week

'Can I see your ID please m8' of the week

Rebel of the week

Rebel of the week

Dapper chaps of the week

Dapper chaps of the week.

Lawyers of the week

Lawyers of the week.

Family of the week

'Possibly a family ' of the week

Gurn of the week

Loyals of the week

Best tongues

Runners-up

Loyals of the week

Best dads

Loyals of the week

Album cover of the week

Loyals of the week

Best action shot

Loyals of the week

Clutches of the week

Clutchers of the week

VIP of the week

VIP of the week

Shy clubber of the week

Shy clubber of the week

Best poolside accessory

'Head in a float' of the week.

Besto’s of the week

Besto's of the week

Runners-up

Besto's of the week

Beard buddies of the week

Beard buddies of the week

Kilted people of the week

Kilts of the week

Runners-up

Kilts of the week

Vacant stare of the week

Vacant stare of the week

Best of the rest

Best of the rest

best of the rest

Best of the rest

Best of the rest

Photo credits: Loft Nightclub